feral queer @silvokrent · 1 year ago

Nobody asked, but here’s a snippet from an Elden Ring fic that I’ve been working on.

On one of their return visits to Leyndell, an idea occurred to Vyke.

The dragons were the first Elden Lords. It’s their power that governed this world at its inception. Perhaps the Order has forgotten their absence. Tendrils of electricity crackled at the spear tip, as he stood before the thorns. Let us reacquaint them.

Only later, as Vyke perched on the dais steps, a searing pain climbing up his arm, did he have his answer.

“Witless, insolent martyr,” Morgott hissed. There was a familiar comfort in the litany of insults muttered under his breath, in between snippets of incantation. “Bereft of anything approximating sense. What madness compelled thee?”

“A theory,” Vyke said, because desperation didn’t capture the same air of scholarly rigor. “I didn’t think it would rebuff me as it did.”

Morgott chose not to dignify that with an answer, although his brow furrowed—in concentration, or annoyance. Perhaps some quantity of both. More golden motes suffused the empty chamber as he spoke them into existence, giving the Erdtree Sanctuary a luminous aura. Like stray embers, drifting from a fire, before winking out one by one.

Vyke’s teeth clenched as the magic washed over him, and in spite of himself, he found it difficult to look away. Under the pulse of amber light, skin knitted itself back together along the interstice. Blisters scabbing at unnatural speeds. The fractal burns lost some of the intensity in their color, but didn’t fully fade, as the sensation ebbed. Abruptly, the grip that had been steadying his arm released him.

“There. For all the good it will do thee.” His shoulders hunched as he scowled down at his handiwork. “That scar is beyond my mending. Thou willst bear it in perpetuity.”

Vyke inspected the raised lines branching across his skin. The residual pain had faded to a dull ache, and he exhaled silently. “Thank you for tending to—”

“Of course, it would have been avoided altogether, hadst thou a shred of reason.” Vyke jerked back as the glowering face was thrust nearly into his. The sudden proximity, and the impropriety of it, were either ignored or beyond his care at the moment. Not all that surprising, since he was preoccupied with his own self-righteousness. “The thorns repel all manner of attack in equal measure. What didst thou think would happen when thou blasted it with lightning?”

“I thought I might die and be spared another one of your lectures.” It was an irreverent thing to say to a demigod, let alone a scion of the Golden Lineage. But the aftereffects of the incantation had left him feeling lightheaded. His eyes drifted to the curtain of vines overhead, cascading in verdant arabesques, so that he didn’t have to meet his ornery stare. “At least we now know it doesn’t work.”

Something about the absurd matter-of-factness appeared to mollify him. That, or the dissonance of Vyke’s answer, with the precipitating event, had convinced him that lecturing was pointless.

Which was why it startled Vyke when a calloused hand shot forward, and roughly seized his chin—and suddenly, he was forced to meet his gaze. Under the clinical scrutiny, he felt dissected. An insect with its wings pulled off.

Whatever Morgott had been searching for, he either didn’t find it, or he was disappointed by what he did. The viselike fingers didn’t relent as he turned toward the woman observing nearby, her arms folded over each other with practiced indifference. “Didst thou counsel him toward this lunacy, maiden?”

She peered out from beneath the ornate fillet, the lacework rendering her a portrait framed in powdered snow. “I take credit for his achievements, not his follies,” she said. The faintest amusement crept into her voice. Then, more soberly, she continued. “I neither advised nor discouraged him, my lord. With the battery of tests we’ve already run, it seemed inevitable. What harm was there in trying?”

The single, golden eye turned downward, toward the fractal pattern radiating across Vyke’s skin. “What harm indeed.”

His momentary inattention had loosened his grip, and Vyke extricated himself from it. He reclined a little against the steps, grateful for the support of the marble.

“There’s not much point in proceeding with caution,” Vyke said.

Not when resurrection had already turned his body into a thanatotic constellation of scars. If Vyke wanted, he could unfasten his other vambrace and show him the countless pale lines crisscrossing his skin. The physical memory of lacerations. Or shed the hauberk under his armor—the steel ringlets a pale imitation of the Great Runes humming below his chest—and reveal the shallow pits in his abdomen left by crossbolts. It was difficult to say if there was any part of him not marred, not touched in some way, by the endless cycle.

His flesh was a mosaic of death.

A small wonder, that self-preservation now felt antithetical. 

Vyke had hoped the pragmatism would appeal to Morgott. Reassure him, maybe. He didn’t intend for Morgott’s expression to darken. His eye closed, and he breathed out a ragged sigh. Like loose parchment fluttering across the flagstones. “Maiden, kindly fetch him some water. There’s an ewer in my study.”

She didn’t contest the dismissal. With a polite bow, she departed, her robes scattering erdleaves across the hallowed floor.

The fic this was taken from, Far Beyond the Sundown, is my interpretation of Vyke after he was brought back Tarnished. I’m a huge fan of @redzombie’s headcanon that Vyke and Morgott knew each other. (And that Vyke was the only Tarnished that Morgott endorsed to become Elden Lord, way back when. Their alliance was kept a secret—especially after The Incident.)

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feral queer @silvokrent · 1 year ago
sweetmapple asked...

Hey! I just read your fanfic “Where we choose to kneel” and good god, it was beautiful. Just absolute perfection, all the character dynamics, from Mohg and his dynasty members, Varre and Ansbach and of course Mohg and Morgott were just so perfect.

Specifically anytime Ansbach sassed Varre had me reeling and I would gasp. You wrote the girls fighting so well😭 I loved the part where Mohg’s internal voice reminded him of Varre and then immediately thought of what ansbach would say about debts. Just absolute peak. Also the Latin use was such a big brain move my god

It really really inspired me and I wanted to ask if you’d be alright if I drew a few of the scenes! Of course I would 1000% put your account and fic title up with it! I just can’t get it out of my head

This is the best thing to wake up to and find in my inbox, holy shit. Thank you so much!

It’s great to hear that all of the character interactions worked out so well (especially since 90% of those interactions consisted of nonstop bickering). Morgott and Mohg were a lot of fun to write. I enjoy exploring characters whose beliefs are ideologically-opposed, while simultaneously being derived from the same stock.

Varré and Ansbach, on the other hand, I wrote as “coworkers who can’t stand each other and are secretly hoping the other gets fired.” It’s especially funny to think that Ansbach—a man so courteous that he forgives you for attacking him and tells you not to fret over it—has absolutely no patience for Varré. None whatsoever. “The girls are fighting” is LITERALLY what I was going for!

I talked about it over on the AO3 version, but I like the idea that Latin was the stand-in lingua franca of the Lands Between, prior to Marika’s ascension and conquest. The Nox, who were banished from the surface, would’ve also spoken the language, so it stands to reason that Mohg could have learned it when he built his dynasty’s foundation upon their ruins. If nothing else, it justifies his seemingly-random usage of Latin during his boss fight.

Actually, before I forget, let me throw in the translation:

Mi domine? Quid haberes nos facere?
My lord? What would you have us do?

Eum abducemus?
Shall we remove him?

Omnia bene est. Id sinam. Linquite.
Everything’s fine. I will allow it. Leave.

Sicut mandas. Ero foras, si me requiras.
As you command. I’ll be outside, if you need me.

Etiam ego.
Me too.

It’s grammatically correct, too! (At least, as far as I was able to translate it. I think I got the declensions and verb conjugations right.)

Lastly:

I KNEW I RECOGNIZED YOUR NAME. You’re the genius that made this gem! My sister and I literally spent days quoting it at each other and cackling in glee. Your art is so good!

Oh my god yes??? Please?? I don’t think I’ve ever had anyone make fanart based on one of my fics, let alone offer! I would love to see it! (And reblog it, too, if that’s okay with you.) <3

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feral queer @silvokrent · 1 year ago

Where We Choose to Kneel

The mother of truth craves wounds. But not all wounds bleed.

[Takes place in the aftermath of the Shattering, prior to Miquella’s enchantment.]

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feral queer @silvokrent · 2 years ago

Ennui - 1

ennui /ɒnˈwiː/ n. a gripping listlessness or melancholy caused by boredom; depression.

Chapter 1: Synapse

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feral queer @silvokrent · 2 years ago

The second chapter for my Pokémon fic, The Pursuit of Knowledge, is now done and can be found here on AO3. I likely won’t post it to this blog because the chapter uses a specific work skin that I don’t think is compatible with Tumblr’s formatting.

If you enjoyed reading about overly-technical pseudoscientific speculative biology the first time, then come check it out. (Featuring: Sycamore’s attempt at making sense of Fairy-types.)

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feral queer @silvokrent · 2 years ago

@fandomsandfeminism Today while I was at work I stumbled across this little eastern garter snake (Thamnophis sirtalis). It was polite enough to tolerate my presence and let me take a few photos.

And then, it fucking lifted the front half of its body off the ground and WIGGLED AT ME. And I honestly have no idea what to make of this behavior. Since you’re the only person I know who has experience with snakes, perhaps you might be able to tell me what this means?

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feral queer @silvokrent · 3 years ago

Presentation from guest speaker Prof. Rowan, held at the Jubilife Conference: “Redefining Evolution through the Lens of Obligate Symbiosis.”

The current paradigm for evolution, defined as a sudden, radical metamorphosis of a Pokémon’s physiology, has sufficed for many years, although it’s hardly gone uncontested. It’s a contentious subject amongst researchers—no doubt, I speak from personal experience—largely due to its complexity, and our inability to neatly articulate it.

One such topic is that of multi-constituent evolution, wherein two or more individuals simultaneously engage in the process. Our understanding of evolution acting upon a single Pokémon is muddied somewhat when we’re forced to define what counts as a “single” Pokémon. In cases such as these, the definition becomes rather vague.

Presently, there are two recognized categories of multi-constituent evolution: conspecific and heterospecific. For those that might need a refresher, conspecific is defined as an evolution where two or more Pokémon of the same lineage evolve together into a superorganism. Notable examples of this include the Beldum line, which culminates in Metagross, a Pokémon formed from two of its mid-stage evolution, Metang. The other category, heterospecific, is disproportionately rarer, as it involves two different species collaboratively evolving together.

I’m sure you don’t need to guess what Pokémon I’m referring to—it’s written on the pamphlet, after all—and its infamy certainly goes without saying.

Slowbro. A rather unassuming creature at a cursory glance, yet its existence challenges our fundamental understanding of evolution. For decades, it’s been argued that the Pokémon evolving into Slowbro is its precursor, Slowpoke, and that the Shellder merely induces the process, either by acting as a counterweight, or through the analgesic enzymes found in its venom. The counterargument—as proposed by some of our audience members in attendance today—is that “Slowbro” is a misnomer. Instead, Shellder is the Pokémon primarily evolving, as evidenced by the change of its shell from a bivalve-morph to a gastropod-morph. The catalyst for Shellder’s evolution, in this scenario, would be the exudate secreted from the Slowpoke’s caudal glands.

Both theories hold merit. The only issue with them is that they emphasize the evolution of one species over the other—Shellder or Slowpoke. Neither considers the potentially obligate nature of their shared symbiosis, only the ways in which they superficially impact the other.

My proposition is that the evolution of Slowbro represents a holobiont—a superorganism composed of two distinct species whose synergistic interactions cannot be separated.

The primary argument against this theory is devolution—the hypothetical scenario in which the removal of the Shellder would force its host to “revert back” to a Slowpoke stage. At present, this remains purely conjectural, as no instances have been documented in the wild, nor artificially induced in a laboratory setting. Outside of the temporary phenomenon known as “Mega Evolution,” no Pokémon has ever been witnessed regressing to an earlier stage in its evolutionary lineage.

In addition to there being no substantiated evidence to back this claim, it hinges on a flawed supposition—that the Slowpoke partner can return to its default state, while ignoring the anatomical changes induced by evolution.

X-rays of the Slowbro’s skeleton show that it becomes adapted to a new form of ambulatory movement: bipedalism. Its hind feet become plantigrade, with a well-defined heel for energy conservation during locomotion. Similarly, the enlarged knees make it possible for the legs to support its weight under gravity. The lumbar and thoracic curvature of the vertebral column—absent in the pre-evolution—allow for the body’s center of gravity to be brought directly over the feet.

None of these anatomical changes to the Slowpoke would disappear in the absence of the partner Shellder, making a reversion to a quadrupedal gait impossible. I should also point out that the existence of the Galarian Slowbro—whose partner Shellder is clamped to the forearm—belies the argument that the Shellder is merely a counterweight on the tail.

I feel it’s worth mentioning that evolution doesn’t just induce an anatomical shift in Slowpoke, but a behavioral one as well. Without the ability to fish for prey, Slowbro becomes reliant on active pursuit swimming, and, even more importantly, a wider repertoire of Psychic-type moves. There is a direct correlation between the Shellder’s venom and Slowbro’s increased proficiency in using Psychic-type attacks. This suggests that not only does the Slowpoke benefit from this arrangement, but the mutualism is obligate.

The same can be said for its Shellder partner, which becomes permanently sessile post-evolution. In exchange for amplifying its host’s Psychic potential, it is allowed to feed on the scraps of its meals. This not only eliminates the need for Shellder to passively hunt, but it gains an additional form of protection from its host.

If Slowpoke and Shellder are capable of independently surviving, you might wonder, then why would either species choose to evolve together? One possibility is that evolution reduces competition amongst Slowpoke, Shellder, and Cloyster populations through resource partitioning. Active predation, as opposed to passively luring in prey, has the potential to offset competition. Its natatorial locomotion gives Slowbro access to fast-moving fish that were previously excluded from its diet, such as Basculin, Remoraid, and Bruxish. Both initial and replication studies have substantiated this fact. One such paper by Professor Westwood, of the Seafoam Institute, looked at the stomach contents of both Slowpoke and Slowbro where they occurred sympatrically. Gastric analysis revealed only a 10% overlap of prey species in their diets.

We can clearly measure and observe the benefits of this partnership, and why it has persisted to the present day. The more elusive question, though, is how this symbiosis came about.

And for that, we must turn to Slowpoke’s hunting strategy: fishing.

Here we verge into the realm of conjecture. While anatomical structures are well-preserved in the fossil record, evidence of behavior is harder to find. (The paleoethologists in the room have my sympathy.) That being said, trace fossils have been discovered over the years—enough to speculate on the origins of this behavior.

Fishing, as it’s widely theorized, is an exaptation of autotomy, or self-amputation. Much like its descendant, the ancestor of the Kanto Slowpoke is thought to have been rather sedentary and lethargic, due to its slower metabolism. When pinned by a predator, it could discard its tail as a decoy, and flee to safety. Over the course of the following weeks, the ancestral Slowpoke would regrow the missing appendage through epimorphic regeneration.

This was the point at which researchers were stumped, if you’ll forgive the pun. Then, thirty years ago, amateur fossil collectors in Azalea Town unearthed something quite extraordinary: coprolites from ancient fish Pokémon. With the remains of caudal vertebrae from a Slowpoke.

It is here we draw our conclusions. At a certain point in time, the ability to shed and regrow its tail became useful as a fishing line. The caudal gland—previously used for marking its territory, and attracting potential mates—was modified to lure in aquatic prey. From there, Shellder soon began to clamp down on Slowpoke’s tail, using its analgesic venom to prevent the Slowpoke from being alerted to its presence. Over the course of thousands of years, this interaction triggered the joint evolution of a new Pokémon—Slowbro.

A creature derived from two different species, whose existence cannot be neatly separated into its constituents.

Of course, further research still needs to be done to determine the catalyst for evolution into Slowbro—venom, exudate, or a combination of factors.

Perhaps, in a few years’ time, we’ll have a new controversy to talk about.

That concludes this presentation. I’d now like to open up the floor to questions from the audience.

Since there seems to be an interest for this sort of thing, I went and finished the excerpt that I initially wrote for this post. I’m also happy to announce that this is going to be the first in a series called The Pursuit of Knowledge, a series of epistolary works written from the perspective of each professor.

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feral queer @silvokrent · 3 years ago

Tagged by @gorgeousgalatea for the getting to know you meme!

Relationship status: Single, and keeping it that way forever.

Favorite color(s): Green, blue, and silver. Honorable mention goes to yellow.

Favorite food: I don’t think I have one anymore. ;-; Although I am rather partial to Italian hoagies served on bagels instead of rolls.

Song stuck in my head: The Last Shanty by Nathan Evans. Here’s a link to it if anyone wants to check it out.

Current time: Nine o’clock at night.

Dream trip: Iceland or Spain. But as long as COVID continues to remain a threat, travel’s a no-go, since everyone in my family (myself included) is immunocompromised. If more people wore masks, it would be less of an issue, but since most people are selfish fucking assholes, that’s not about to change any time soon. >:|

Something I want: For my family’s health to improve, and my student loans to be forgiven. For something a little less dour - I’d really like to get a tattoo one day.

Tagging: @tigerstripedmoon, @arcreblogs, @edwardcollectsurns, @titan-mom, and @darkchocolatekitkat.

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Because All Good Heroes Deserve Kidneys @becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys · 3 years ago

becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys:

dzamie:

adobe-outdesign:

you know how IRL scientists are always ready to throw hands over certain topics? what I want to know is what kind of stupid arguments Pokemon scientists get into fights over. a heated battle starts in the middle of a conference because someone asked if Slowking’s Shellder could be considered its own separate species or not

*scientist steps onto the stage*

*a photo of a Flygon appears on the projector screen*

*she hits the screen with a pointer stick*

“Bug.”

*entire auditorium erupts into furious shouting*

Okay but Slowbro/Slowking IS a Shellder evolution and I will straight up die on this hill. I will commit genocide on this hill. A Slowpoke stays the same throughout its evolutions, but the attached Shellder actually changes form. In fact, here are two Slowbro Pokédex entries:

Ultra Sun:

Spacing out is basically all it does. It turns back into Slowpoke if its tail, along with Shellder, breaks off.

Ultra Moon:

Shellder, in its greed to suck out more and more sweetness from Slowbro’s tail, has metamorphosed into a spiral-shaped shell.

“It turns back into Slowpoke” all that means is it walks on four legs again now its parasite isn’t biting it anymore. The Shellder, meanwhile, has to look for a new Slowpoke, because it’s an adapted parasite in need of a new host.

That line is 1000% a Shellder alt Evo line and in my research paper I shall

Excerpt from guest speaker Prof. Rowan, held at the Jubilife Conference: “Redefining Evolution through the Lens of Obligate Symbiosis.”

The current paradigm for evolution, defined as a sudden, radical metamorphosis of a Pokémon’s physiology, has sufficed for many years, although it’s hardly gone uncontested. It’s a contentious subject amongst researchers—no doubt, I speak from personal experience—largely due to its complexity, and our inability to neatly articulate it.

One such topic is that of multi-constituent evolution, wherein two or more individuals simultaneously engage in the process. Our understanding of evolution acting upon a single Pokémon is muddied somewhat when we’re forced to define what counts as a “single” Pokémon. In cases such as these, the definition becomes rather vague.

Presently, there are two recognized categories of multi-constituent evolution: conspecific and heterospecific. For those that might need a refresher, conspecific is defined as an evolution where two or more Pokémon of the same lineage evolve together into a superorganism. Notable examples of this include the Beldum line, which culminates in Metagross, a Pokémon formed from two of its mid-stage evolution, Metang. The other category, heterospecific, is disproportionately rarer, as it involves two different species collaboratively evolving together.

I’m sure you don’t need to guess what Pokémon I’m referring to—it’s written on the pamphlet, after all—and its infamy certainly goes without saying.

Slowbro. A rather unassuming creature at a cursory glance, yet its existence challenges our fundamental understanding of evolution. For decades, it’s been argued that the Pokémon evolving into Slowbro is its precursor, Slowpoke, and that the Shellder merely induces the process, either by acting as a counterweight, or through the analgesic enzymes found in its venom. The counterargument—as proposed by some of our audience members in attendance today—is that “Slowbro” is a misnomer. Instead, Shellder is the Pokémon primarily evolving, as evidenced by the change of its shell from a bivalve-morph to a gastropod-morph. The catalyst for Shellder’s evolution, in this scenario, would be the exudate secreted from the Slowpoke’s caudal glands.

Both theories hold merit. The only issue with them is that they emphasize the evolution of one species over the other—Shellder or Slowpoke. Neither considers the potentially obligate nature of their shared symbiosis, only the ways in which they superficially impact the other.

My proposition is that the evolution of Slowbro represents a holobiont—a superorganism composed of two distinct species whose synergistic interactions cannot be separated.

The primary argument against this theory is devolution—the hypothetical scenario in which the removal of the Shellder would force its host to “revert back” to a Slowpoke stage. At present, this remains purely conjectural, as no instances have been documented in the wild, nor artificially induced in a laboratory setting. Outside of the temporary phenomenon known as “Mega Evolution,” no Pokémon has ever been witnessed regressing to an earlier stage in its evolutionary lineage.

In addition to there being no substantiated evidence to back this claim, it hinges on a flawed supposition—that the Slowpoke partner can return to its default state, while ignoring the anatomical changes induced by evolution.

X-rays of the Slowbro’s skeleton show that it becomes adapted to a new form of ambulatory movement: bipedalism. Its hind feet become plantigrade, with a well-defined heel for energy conservation during locomotion. Similarly, the enlarged knees make it possible for the legs to support its weight under gravity. The lumbar and thoracic curvature of the vertebral column—absent in the pre-evolution—allow for the body’s center of gravity to be brought directly over the feet.

None of these anatomical changes to the Slowpoke would disappear in the absence of the partner Shellder, making a reversion to a quadrupedal gait impossible. I should also point out that the existence of the Galarian Slowbro—whose partner Shellder is clamped to the forearm—belies the argument that the Shellder is merely a counterweight on the tail.

I feel it’s worth mentioning that evolution doesn’t just induce an anatomical shift in Slowpoke, but a behavioral one as well. Without the ability to fish for prey, Slowbro becomes reliant on active pursuit swimming, and, even more importantly, a wider repertoire of Psychic-type moves. There is a direct correlation between the Shellder’s venom and Slowbro’s increased proficiency in using Psychic-type attacks. This suggests that not only does the Slowpoke benefit from this arrangement, but the mutualism is obligate.

The same can be said for its Shellder partner, which becomes permanently sessile post-evolution. In exchange for amplifying its host’s Psychic potential, it is allowed to feed on the scraps of its meals. This not only eliminates the need for Shellder to passively hunt, but it gains an additional form of protection from its host.

If Slowpoke and Shellder are capable of independently surviving, you might wonder, then why would either species choose to evolve together? One possibility is that evolution reduces competition amongst Slowpoke, Shellder, and Cloyster populations through resource partitioning. Active predation, as opposed to passively luring in prey, has the potential to offset—

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